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An old NG boomer who refuses to accept that Flash 8 is not longer viable for gamedev. I just want to make some games and live peacefully. I once placed in the top 5 of the month. Started with sprite animations, then learned music, game design and coding.
Age 34, Male
Full Stack Dev
Barcelona, Spain
Joined on 6/21/05
Posted by Sonucais - August 15th, 2008
First of, I want to say I shouldn't have left the Crew. I'm sorry about that, it happened some months ago. I have come back some days ago and submitted a movie under my ParappaClock account. You can go check it out, it's not even a movie, it's a preview of an old 20 minutes project I still want to do. So pay attention to the next ClockDays, it could maybe release it.
In celebration to Clockday, here's my gayest old script ever about the ClockCrew. I still remember the old times when I joined the crew. I was a noob, like everyone. I totally promise that 20 minutes movie I want to make is nothing compared to this fucking shit. Here we go:
StrangeClock: What the Hell?
StrangeClock: It's not possible...
<?A Clock>: StrangeClock!
StrangeClock: Wah?!
<?A Clock>: How you can say, that's not the true B!?
StrangeClock: But...
<?A Clock>: Shut Up!
<?A Clock>: Well... I must to go now...
StrangeClock: Holy Crap...!
StrangeClock: Erm... What will B think about me...?
RupeeClock: Hey StrangeClock! What's up?
StrangeClock: Erm... Look! It's B! And he's come to visit me!
RupeeClock: Ahahahahah! No way!
StrangeClock: "!" What you wanna said with it!? (???)
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RupeeClock: Hehe, don't look at me like this.
StrangeClock: What the hell...
RupeeClock: I only was joking! HAHAHAH!
StrangeClock: ... Not funny...
RupeeClock: OK, look it's B again!
StrangeClock: Oh My God! It IS B again!
RupeeClock: It's not the true B, I don't see it?
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StrangeClock: You freaking Furry! Shut the Fuck Up!
RupeeClock: Ok, ok... You win... it'ss the real B... *bastard*
StrangeClock: What the Fuck!? Where did B go?!
StrawberryClock: Crap! I need some new Batterys!
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StrawberryClock: TurdClock, you son of a bitch, go and buy me some batteries
for my B-laser.
TurdClock: But my King, I...
StrawberryClock: DO IT OR I'LL SHOOT YOU TOO!
StrawberryClock: You don't want to turn out like Mr_Artist, do you?
TurdClock: But...
StrawberryClock: YOU WANNA DIE?
TurdClock: No but I...
StrawberryClock: OK, Now let's to the car!
StrawberryClock: I'LL DRIVE!
*Crash*
TurdClock: haiheihiehiehiahaaa...!
StrawberryClock: Crap! I just killed the employee (?B Clock)
TurdClock: haiheihiehiehiahaaa...!
StrawberryClock: Well... might as well take advantage of the situation!
TurdClock: haiheihiehiehiahaaa...!
<?B Clock> Ow... Help...
TurdClock: haiheihiehi... *TurdClock gets wet*
*Bang*
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TurdClock: My king... You just killed <?B Clock>, that's a crime!
*StrawberryClock aims at TurdClock*
TurdClock: ... but... we can make some exceptions for today...
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*PineappleClock appears with a car in front of the store*
PinappleClock: Hello, my king..
StrawberryClock: Hi PineappleClock. you can take us to the quarter?
PineappleClock: Of course.
*Strawberry enters and it stretches in the car*
StrawberryClock: Sorry TurdClock, you'ill have to walk.
*the car march*
<?C Clock>: Turd, under the rights bestowed upon me by the king of the portal, I arrest you for the murder of <?B Clock>.
TurdClock: Oh shit...
EDN >=(
This movie script was supposed to be my first Clock movie, and it's available here.
Now give me the award to the gayest script ever.
We wish you a Happy ClockDay 2008 from the ClockCrew.
Also, fuck you Rupee! Come back to the crew with us already! >:(
Happy Happy Joy Joy by CrustClock :)
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Posted by Sonucais - July 15th, 2008
I'm in the making of another new Flash game like Taiko Flash Simulator or Logic Flash. This time I'm working on Parodius FLASH since I'm stuck with the other ones and I don't have the enough inspiration to do finish my flash movies (Yeah, Furry Random Stuff 4 stills delayed).
Parodius FLASH was announced Jun 11th 2008, and yesterday was released the first Beta Demo. The demo is quite pretty INSANE, you can go test it at my SheezyArt clicking here. Tested on my Wii and looks like I could do perfectly a version for it (Opera). We are on the making of it. To read more about Parodius series click here. So yeah, Parody of Konami's Parodius that parodied Gradius. Keep waiting ;)
Have a nice day! Btw, Nintendo's and Sony's E3 are really soon!
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Video Update
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Posted by Sonucais - June 8th, 2008
No... not really, but this might give you a little orgasm, so go watch my friend's movie:
Project: Game Over Ep.2A
If you missed my latest news entry that wasn't front paged, you can still check it here:
I'm bored... (Video, FRS4 and TFS)
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And now a little video... Excel Saga... It was great.
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Wanna play a game? ...It's called Honey Card Night.
Posted by Sonucais - June 4th, 2008
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Anime: Nurse Witch Komugi
Song: Miko Miko Nurse
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Uhm yeah... Furry Random Stuffs 4 will be delayed, so don't expect the movie until after June 15th, because... I have a life (a weird one, but who cares) and you people must understand. In other way, there's a Beta available of 'Taiko Flash Simulator' at my SheezyArt page. It was a triunf even if is still really poor, we are still working hard on it. You can check the Beta here. The song I used is Terrance and Phillip vs Mr Abootman - I'm not your friend, buddy. My best record is all the beats without cheating, lol. Here's a picture of the no Beta version still in progress. Some time soon for next year. Hmmmmm... I'm having a sex change because I'm bored.
Btw, Brawl is getting closer at Europe :D