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An old NG boomer who refuses to accept that Flash 8 is not longer viable for gamedev. I just want to make some games and live peacefully. I once placed in the top 5 of the month. Started with sprite animations, then learned music, game design and coding.

Alex 'Sonius' PG @Sonucais

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Happy ClockDay

Posted by Sonucais - August 15th, 2008


First of, I want to say I shouldn't have left the Crew. I'm sorry about that, it happened some months ago. I have come back some days ago and submitted a movie under my ParappaClock account. You can go check it out, it's not even a movie, it's a preview of an old 20 minutes project I still want to do. So pay attention to the next ClockDays, it could maybe release it.

In celebration to Clockday, here's my gayest old script ever about the ClockCrew. I still remember the old times when I joined the crew. I was a noob, like everyone. I totally promise that 20 minutes movie I want to make is nothing compared to this fucking shit. Here we go:

StrangeClock: What the Hell?
StrangeClock: It's not possible...
<?A Clock>: StrangeClock!
StrangeClock: Wah?!
<?A Clock>: How you can say, that's not the true B!?
StrangeClock: But...
<?A Clock>: Shut Up!
<?A Clock>: Well... I must to go now...
StrangeClock: Holy Crap...!
StrangeClock: Erm... What will B think about me...?
RupeeClock: Hey StrangeClock! What's up?
StrangeClock: Erm... Look! It's B! And he's come to visit me!
RupeeClock: Ahahahahah! No way!
StrangeClock: "!" What you wanna said with it!? (???)
...
RupeeClock: Hehe, don't look at me like this.
StrangeClock: What the hell...
RupeeClock: I only was joking! HAHAHAH!
StrangeClock: ... Not funny...
RupeeClock: OK, look it's B again!
StrangeClock: Oh My God! It IS B again!
RupeeClock: It's not the true B, I don't see it?
...
StrangeClock: You freaking Furry! Shut the Fuck Up!
RupeeClock: Ok, ok... You win... it'ss the real B... *bastard*
StrangeClock: What the Fuck!? Where did B go?!
StrawberryClock: Crap! I need some new Batterys!
...
StrawberryClock: TurdClock, you son of a bitch, go and buy me some batteries
for my B-laser.
TurdClock: But my King, I...
StrawberryClock: DO IT OR I'LL SHOOT YOU TOO!
StrawberryClock: You don't want to turn out like Mr_Artist, do you?
TurdClock: But...
StrawberryClock: YOU WANNA DIE?
TurdClock: No but I...
StrawberryClock: OK, Now let's to the car!
StrawberryClock: I'LL DRIVE!
*Crash*
TurdClock: haiheihiehiehiahaaa...!
StrawberryClock: Crap! I just killed the employee (?B Clock)
TurdClock: haiheihiehiehiahaaa...!
StrawberryClock: Well... might as well take advantage of the situation!
TurdClock: haiheihiehiehiahaaa...!
<?B Clock> Ow... Help...
TurdClock: haiheihiehi... *TurdClock gets wet*
*Bang*
...
TurdClock: My king... You just killed <?B Clock>, that's a crime!
*StrawberryClock aims at TurdClock*
TurdClock: ... but... we can make some exceptions for today...
...
*PineappleClock appears with a car in front of the store*
PinappleClock: Hello, my king..
StrawberryClock: Hi PineappleClock. you can take us to the quarter?
PineappleClock: Of course.
*Strawberry enters and it stretches in the car*
StrawberryClock: Sorry TurdClock, you'ill have to walk.
*the car march*
<?C Clock>: Turd, under the rights bestowed upon me by the king of the portal, I arrest you for the murder of <?B Clock>.
TurdClock: Oh shit...
EDN >=(

This movie script was supposed to be my first Clock movie, and it's available here.

Now give me the award to the gayest script ever.
We wish you a Happy ClockDay 2008 from the ClockCrew.
Also, fuck you Rupee! Come back to the crew with us already! >:(

Happy Happy Joy Joy by CrustClock :)

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Comments

wow that sucks.

Indeed.

That was one of the worst scripts ever. Not to mention gayest one ever.

Indeed.

I couldn't read it all...my eyes startd to melt...but the song made me all betterr:
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELEIVE THAT I'D SHOOT?!" KABOOM! KABOOM! that was epic

I can't see anything since yesterday.

it... it is May...

im a poser

Bridget is a trap

Too bad there is no

wuz?