First of all, I want to say I came back some days ago and submitted a movie under my ParappaClock account.

In celebration of ClockDay, here’s my gayest old script ever about the ClockCrew. I still remember the old times when I joined the crew. I was a noob, like everyone else. I totally promise that 20-minute movie I want to make is nothing compared to this crazy shit. Here we go:

StrangeClock: What the hell ? It’s not possible !

<?A Clock>: StrangeClock !

StrangeClock: Wah ?!

<?A Clock>: How can you say that’s not the true B !?

StrangeClock: But ...

<?A Clock>: Shut up ! Well... I must go now...

StrangeClock: Holy crap... ! Erm ... What will B think about me ... ?

RupeeClock: Hey StrangeClock ! What’s up ?

StrangeClock: Erm ... Look ! It’s B ! And he’s come to visit me !

RupeeClock: Hahahahah ! No way !

StrangeClock: What do you want to say with that !?

...

RupeeClock: Hehe, don’t look at me like that.

StrangeClock: What the hell ...

RupeeClock: I was only joking ! HAHAHA !

StrangeClock: ... Not funny...

RupeeClock: Ok, look, it’s B again !

StrangeClock: Oh my God! IT IS B again !

RupeeClock: It’s not the true B, Can't you see it ?

...

StrangeClock: You freaking furry ! Shut the fuck up !

RupeeClock: Ok, ok ... You win ... it’s the real B ...

*bastard*

StrangeClock: What the fuck !? Where did B go ?!

StrawberryClock: Crap! I need some new batteries !

...

StrawberryClock: TurdClock, you son of a bitch, go and buy me some batteries for my B-laser.

TurdClock: But my king, I ...

StrawberryClock: DO IT OR I’LL SHOOT YOU TOO !

StrawberryClock: You don’t want to end up like Mr_Artist, do you ?

TurdClock: But ...

StrawberryClock: DO YOU WANNA DIE ?

TurdClock: No, but I ...

StrawberryClock: OK, now let’s go to the car ! I’LL DRIVE !

*Crashes*

TurdClock: Haiheihiehiehiahaaa... !

StrawberryClock: Crap ! I just killed the employee (?B Clock)

TurdClock: Haiheihiehiehiahaaa... !

StrawberryClock: Well ... might as well take advantage of the situation !

TurdClock: Haiheihiehiehiahaaa ... !

<?B Clock>: Ow ... Help ...

TurdClock: Haiheihiehi ...

*TurdClock gets wet*

*Bang*

...

TurdClock: My king ... You just killed <?B Clock>, that’s a crime !

*StrawberryClock aims at TurdClock*

TurdClock: ... but ... we can make some exceptions for today ...

...

*PineappleClock appears with a car in front of the store*

PineappleClock: Hello, my king ...

StrawberryClock: Hi PineappleClock. Can you take us to the quarter ?

PineappleClock: Of course.

*Strawberry enters and stretches in the car*

StrawberryClock: Sorry TurdClock, you’ll have to walk.

*The car moves off*

<?C Clock>: Turd, under the rights bestowed upon me by the king of the portal, I arrest you for the murder of <?B Clock>.

TurdClock: Oh shit...

EDN >=(

This movie script was supposed to be my first Clock movie. Now give me the award for the gayest script ever. We wish you a Happy ClockDay 2008 from the ClockCrew.